August 27, 2006

The Autumn of Asians Part 1: Shuriken! The American Manga That…Did

Filed under: UR 2005-08 — Tags: , , , , , — C. Archer @ 10:52 pm
This is the first of what I hope will be a number of reviews and articles this fall dealing with What You Like About Asian Culture – ninjas, samurais, bad comics, bad films, bad Godfrey Ho films about comic samurais, etc.  Oh, and Korean death metal.  Expect a lot more from UR in the coming months as…UR actually gets updated!  IT’LL BE ASTOUNDING!  A UR UPDATE!  RARE!

It Came From The Comic Mill: Shuriken #6 (Victory Productions, April 1987)
The road to American manga started with this series, and aren’t you glad?

WOW!  AN UPDATE?  TO UR?  WHAT SORT OF BEFOULMENT IS THIS?  Seriously, though, I’ve been neglecting my duties as Reichsmaster of sweetposer.tk for far too long.  Lately, I’ve been looking at my referral logs and, when people don’t care for girlfeet or gay porn (and, by God, that’s what most fans of UR seem to want), they want to know about – strangely – comics of the 1980s and early 1990s.  Today, I begin to fulfill a promise I made to the readers of UR and talk about these comics.

Hell, I’ve got to do something to make people believe I didn’t lose interest in UR two years ago.  Inertia moves faster than this site.

The 1980s were interesting for the nascent and still relatively novel interest in Japanese manga.  This was in the days before companies like ADV, Tokyopop, Viz and Antarctic Press overflowed the market with any title they could nail down and dub.  Not that I hate manga, granted – the odd horror title and Hyper Police make for good reading, but the kids are supposed to be more into Shonen Jump’s One Shaman Dragon King Piece Ball NFL on NBC or whatever the perceived big trend is at the moment.  In the 1980s and 1990s, choices for manga were relatively limited – Akira, Golgo 13, Robotech, Barefoot Gen and whatever had made it into the American public’s consciousness at the time.  One has to remember that independent comics companies of the 1980s were more into funny animal comics, Cerebus the Aardvark, ripoffs of Cerebus the Aardvark, British imports, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, ripoffs of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, ninjas, poorly-done superhero comics and poorly-done superhero comics with ninjas in them.  Oh, and Tales From the Beanworld.  People were generally trying to cash in on whatever money was supposed to be in the comics explosion at the time.

For some reason, people also liked Dreadstar.  It was a strange time.

As for American manga – for you pedants, American comics done in the Japanese style, just so we’re clear on this – it’s still as much of a crapshoot as it was when I wrote about the topic in 1999.  (Note: I am not linking to the article.  No one needs to read about how much I hated Super Information Hijinks: Reality Check when I was 18.  Surprisingly, I namechecked Hyper Police in that article seven years before I read the damn thing.)  There’s Gold Digger and its thirty-seven variants, Ninja High School and whatever one-shots and series Marvel, DC and American-based manga presses put out, but American manga has always seemed like a niche market with a growth level not commensurate to the popularity of Japanese manga or even Korean manhwa.

In the mid-1980’s, one man tried to buck this prevailing trend.  That man was Reggie Byers, formerly of the American Robotech:Macross series, and Shuriken is his legacy.

Frankly, it’s not much of a legacy.  I’ve owned three Shuriken/The Blade of Shuriken comics for more than a decade.  In 1999, I thought Shuriken was awful, deriding Byers for being a born-again Christian and abandoning his manga style.  Seven years later, I can accept Byers’ lifestyle choice and current style, and seven years’ worth of maturity and broader understanding of the world of manga should have changed my feelings about Shuriken.

It doesn’t.  The comic’s still awful.  Time has not been kind to Shuriken.

The editorial for the April 1987 issue of Shuriken starts with an introduction to Byers’ Victory Productions (“printed at Solson Printing,” it says here), which put out Shuriken.  The comic at the time was being segmented for two psychographics.  The Blade of Shuriken, an Eternity Comics title, was for the shonen, or action-oriented crowd.  This Shuriken was for the shojo, or character-driven crowd.  Essentially, there was a comic for “boys” and a comic for “girls,” although there isn’t much difference between the two comics at all.  Around this time, Byers also handed over control of Shuriken to an associate, although Byers still drew, wrote and lettered this issue.  Andrew Murphy is credited as “guest inker” here.

Right away, lead character Kyoko Shidara is seen at a carnival, using her ninja skills to win a milk bottle game.  I call shenanigans.

Kyoko and friend Joan Harlowe celebrate their victory by comparing kewpie dolls.  Right away, Byers uses the time spent creating his comic to do something common to comics creators of the 1980s.


So, where’s the Usagi Yojimbo doll?

Yeah, that’s right.  Remember, this is the 1980s.  Everyone in self-publishing idolized Cerebus the Aardvark.  It was a tradition.  The off-model kewpie doll is compared to a Usagi Yojimbo doll as Byers draws every character slightly off and with ugly-looking facial outlines.

Reggie Byers does a self-insertion next and draws himself into the comic.  Sure, the character’s only named “Reggie” and does nothing except duck a throwing star, but it’s still a self-insertion.  One of the interesting things about Reggie Byers is that, like Gold Digger creator/franchiser Fred Perry, he is black.  A black man drawing manga (hell, being in the comics industry in general) isn’t a common thing, but it doesn’t change my impression of Shuriken.  It took me years to figure out that there are black characters in Shuriken since almost every ancillary character looks the same.  Byers takes the time to do some shading on “Reggie’s” sweater and foreshadow ninja action, though.  Strange priorities, Byers.

The comic goes back to Pittsburgh police officer Doug Jordan, Marlowe and Shidara talking about camouflage.  Apparently Shidara has dyed her hair blond.  Marlowe lets slip that Shidara has “enemies”, arousing Jordan’s suspicions.  This leads to some mutual ass-covering and Shidara’s internal monologue about quitting the corrupt security firm she works for.  I was actually paying more attention to the band T-shirts, hidden reference to another Victory Productions title (I’m not spoiling the “surprise” for you people – oh, what the hell, it’s Shrike) and a “HIMOM!” hidden in a blade of grass.  Glad to see Byers isn’t easily bored.

The action kicks off in earnest as Weird Al Yankovic in an Anthrax shirt beans a random punk with a ball.  Ah, but the punk is not “random” at all!  As the punk grimaces at Weird Al (oh, sorry, “Neil”) Shidara hears a scream.  Cue fight scene.


“YOU ARE THE KILLER!” “YES, AND YOU ARE THE NEXT ONE I SHALL KILL”

This is why I can’t take Shuriken seriously.  A punk character in Stinko Man 20X6 pose and Bigg Nife proving his worthiness as “the great organization’s biggest and best assassin” by killing an random bystander who beaned him with a baseball?  Makes sense.  This leads to Shuriken punching out Max (“created by Gary Williams!” as if anyone really knows or cares who he is – I know, it’s self-publishing, but still).  The punch seems to propel Max past three onlookers as the fight scene proper begins.  Remember, this is the character-driven Shuriken.


IN THE NAME OF THE MOON THE PITTSBURGH POLICE DEPARTMENT I SHALL PUNISH YOU!

Yeah, character-driven.  I know.  The fight scene is a bit protracted, of course – CHARACTER-DRIVEN Max throws some CHARACTER-DRIVEN throwing stars at Shuriken, leading to Shuriken and Max throwing CHARACTER-DRIVEN weapons at each other and Shuriken ending the short and uneventful fight with a CHARACTER-DRIVEN kick to Max’s sternum.  Out come the CHARACTER-DRIVEN police to arrest Max and Shidara.  SHOJO MANGA!

The onlookers defend Shidara.  A sexist cop is put in his place.  Marlowe fears for Shidara while Jordan gets angry at Shidara for fighting the punk.  Jordan is put in his place.  A poorly-done epilogue appears where Shuriken asks for, and receives, a resignation from her corrupt security firm.  So ends another cross-hatched, adequately-realized chapter in the life of Shuriken.  You can smell the “Shuriken might be assassinated by her former employer” angle from space.

I guess Shuriken isn’t as bad as I thought it was back when I first bought these comics.  The artwork isn’t that good, and there’s way too much reliance on standard “action lines” and clichés like the angry punk, ninjas throwing around weaponry right in front of people (without masks, yet), and the standard dialogue that seems to come from a Godfrey Ho film.  Removing the manga-style trappings and better-than-average attention to small details, Shuriken is a standard American ninja comic.  It’s still better than Ninja High School, mind.

Up next is Andrew Murphy’s backup feature, “Firebringer.”  Even though Murphy’s artwork is much better than Byers’, the comic seems like the sort of standard “man on Earth is actually son of God” stuff that one would have seen in Cerebus the Aardvark’s back pages in the early 1980s.  Apparently Victor’s mother is the Goddess Koltos, stuff about the Panthearchy, God King, that sort of thing.  It’s pretentious and derivative, but what wasn’t in the 1980s.

Finally, we come to some ads for Syn’ik and Shrike, plus some Shuriken pinups.  They’re so thrilling I could fart.

Could Shuriken see print in the world of today?  Probably not.  Nothing against Byers or his love of self-publishing, but the world of American manga has advanced far too much artistically for this to make much of a dent in the world of modern-day, aren’t-gradients-cool comics.  The world of comics has deteriorated far too much for self-publishing to be as commercially viable anymore.  Shuriken is a product of its time – one of the first, not-entirely-successful salvos in trying to establish a manga community in North America.  I’ll like Reggie Byers for at least trying – and even pioneering – a proper manga comic, but Shuriken will never be more than a relic of a bygone era.  Maybe that’s just as well.  At least Reggie Byers never did The Bushido Blade of Zatoichi Walrus, so he at least has that going for him.

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August 13, 2006

Radio Review: The CBC Summer Waves Review 2006 Part 1

Filed under: URBMN 2005-08 — Tags: , , , — C. Archer @ 4:46 pm
Well, it’s that time again.  Since 2004 The UR Blog/URBMN has reviewed CBC Radio summer programming to the delight of…well, probably no one.  Longtime readers of mine, though, may have noticed how late I am in writing about the subject this year.  Simply put, I’m just not as interested in this summer’s programming as in previous summers.  I’ve accepted that CBC Radio One’s tastes just don’t jibe with mine, which is a shame as the network really is trying to improve itself lately.

This year there are at least two shows on the CBCR1 schedule (The Contrarians, So, You Think You’re Funny?) that sound truly interesting, but the CBC in general walks a fine line between the interesting and the inept.  I don’t care who’s on Freestyle – the format sucks and the show is just not good.  The One was an abject failure for both CBC and ABC, but at least George Stroumboulopoulos’ career remains intact.  Why is the CBC even airing kaiju films, anyway?  Wouldn’t it make more sense to air Godzilla films on an unaffiliated local channel, Drive-In Classics or CityTV?  Don’t even get me started on CBC’s increased reliance on Hockey Night in Canada – TSN has been picking at CBC Sports for some time and without Hockey Night in Canada CBC Sports would be crippled beyond repair, but how about trying to improve Hockey Night in Canada instead of relying on it to stand for the entire sports division?  Does anyone actually care about the Satellite Hot Stove?

It’s hard to be a CBC fan.  Hardcore fans will criticize the CBC when it tries to escape its niche, and whenever the network fails vehement critics will regularly take a strip off it for being a government-funded white elephant.  Maybe the problem really is with management.  The CBC hasn’t convinced me otherwise lately.  How can that network rely so much on George Stroumboulopoulos as a ratings draw?  The network is so incomprehensively weird in its programming strategies.

Socket
Season: first
Airs: Wednesday: 11:30 – noon/Saturday: 4:00 – 4:30 pm
How Radio One sells it: ‘Socket is a new show about the hottest new art makers in Canada. Whether it’s painters, sound and performance artists or the kids down the block who are re-making what we think of as art, Angela Antle will plug you into their innovative ideas.’

I despise this show with a passion.  The idea is good, but the execution…man, there’s nothing worse than hearing a story about an artist whose oeuvre revolves around Billy Bob Thornton and another story about an artist studying panties.  I know I’m not listening to Socket too objectively, but the show comes across as a half-hour wankfest.  If Socket’s objective is to sell the listenership on the artist as down-to-earth and irreverent, it has failed.  Worse yet, Socket reaffirms the stereotype of postmodern artists as fairly unconvincing, self-insulated liars.  Maybe the show isn’t as bad as I feel it is – this episode at least sounds interesting – but it’s hard not to qualify my loathing for this show.  Maybe it’s because I’m helping build a house right now, but why do I need another reminder of the disconnect between my philosophy and CBC Radio One’s?  As soon as this show comes on, I change the channel to Classical 96.3 and never look back.

It’s nice that Definitely Not the Opera is cut down to a manageable two hours right now, but this isn’t much of a replacement for it.

Simply Seán
Season: second
Airs: Saturday: 10:00 – 11:00 am
How Radio One sells it: ‘One of our most popular hosts from last summer is back. Seán Cullen returns with more Saturday morning music and antics. His friends will drop by, he’ll play great tunes, he’ll offer summer survival tips and espouse his love for Canadian cheeses.’

I’ll give Simply Seán (is the accent a riff on The Colbert Report, by the way? Just wondering) credit, the show’s format is actually turning into something more than Seán Cullen playing stuff he likes.  There’s a man-on-the-street segment and Cullen’s periodically talking to his on-air staff is a plus.  If there’s one thing that bothers me about Simply Seán, it’s the way Seán Cullen links between songs.  He’ll play, just to give an example, The Strawberry Alarm Clock’s “Incense and Peppermints” and then go on about hippies taking the lyrics seriously.  That’s great, Cullen, you’re doing your stream-of-consciousness schtick on radio.  Now stop doing it so much.  At least he wins points for making fun of The Rheostatics’ bizarre song titles.

Without Cullen Simply Seán would be indistinguishable from any other music-oriented show on CBC Radio One.  Cullen’s carrying this format, to be sure, but he seems to be enjoying himself more this year and Simply Seán is strong enough as a show to do well on CBC Radio One’s fall schedule.  Still, Seán, playing The Strawberry Alarm Clock and not mentioning the Dick Clark-produced film that the band will forever be known for contributing to (1968’s Psych-Out)?  C’mon!  Warren’s freakin’ out at the gallery!

Subcultures
Season: first
Airs: Thursday: 9:30 – 10:00 am
How Radio One sells it: ‘Immerse yourself in the lifestyles of a growing number of people who find meaning in their lives by belonging to a subculture. From boxcar riders to crypto-zoologists, you’ll experience new ways to make human connections in a rapidly changing world with host and long-time subculture observer Hal Niedzviecki.’

To be honest, I thought this show was The Contrarians when I first heard it.  The Contrarians and Subcultures do share the same overall concept of highlighting the obscure, although The Contrarians seems to me like the infinitely better execution of said concept.  I’m not a Hal Niedzviecki fan – for some reason, I just can’t take seriously a man who rewrote Charlotte’s Web in fanzine style, no matter his other accomplishments – and the only episode of Subcultures I heard was about furries.

Subcultures was infinitely more objective in covering the nature of furry fandom than whatever MTV shits out about the subject, but the Internet has really killed the shock value of people who are obsessed about humanoid animals to a large degree.  There’s a huge difference between people who like drawing humanoid animals and the perversity of much of the furry community.  Frankly, the subject of furries bothers me to the extent that I can’t review Subcultures fairly at this point.  I don’t like Hal Niedzviecki’s lack of radio presence, but’s all I can say about Subcultures right now aside from the show being surprisingly dull. (no rating)

So, You Think You’re Funny?
Season: first
Airs: Thursday: 11:30 – noon/Friday: 7:30 – 8:00 pm
How Radio One sells it: ‘”So, You Think You’re Funny?” Wanna prove it? Belly up to the bar this summer with host Walter Rinaldi as he travels the country looking for new and emerging comedy talent. So, You Think You’re Funny? is a barroom variety show featuring stand up, musical comedy, sketch troupes, and anyone else who has “the goods” to get on stage and make Canada laugh.’

Not a bad outing for this show, actually.  As a comedy show, it’s above-average by CBC standards simply due to the fact that the comics covered on the show are fairly obscure and different from Russell Peters gurning on about his ethnicity.  Walter Rinaldi is amiable enough as host, and So, You Think You’re Funny? wisely keeps him in the background while highlighting local comedians and sketch troupes.  The show isn’t Comics!, of course, but So, You Think You’re Funny? is decent listening even when the comedians are as funny as leukemia.  So, You Think You’re Funny? is a simple idea, but sometimes the simple ideas work and it’s always nice to hear an “emerging talent” show on CBC Radio One that doesn’t have Lorne Elliott’s name attached to it.

As If
Season: first
Airs: Monday: 11:30 – noon
How Radio One sells it: ‘John Lagimodiere is a man on a mission. He’s a charismatic Métis journalist based in Saskatoon and he’ll spend the summer exploding myths, crushing stereotypes and shattering assumptions about life in this country. Think you’ve got it all figured out? As If! John will show you what his Canada is really like.’

Isn’t this show High Definition with a different host and concept?  It sure sounds like High Definition with a less engaging host (although John Lagimodiere isn’t bad, just that Don McKellar’s better) and Big Questions About Life as opposed to just Television.  High Definition having been yanked off the Radio One schedule rather suddenly earlier this year, As If seems like a weaker redux of the show.  It’s good that the Everything You Know Is Wrong concept is being used here, but the show I heard sounded like a bad episode of HBO’s Comedy Showcase with all that talk about sex and Getting Some.  Maybe I just heard a bad show.  Perhaps CBC Radio One is already ripping off its own recent concepts.  As If is better than listening to Shelagh Rogers, though, so that’s something going for it.

Will I do another one of these posts in the future?  As Tim McCarver said at the end of Not-So-Great Moments in Sports Take 3, “we’ll see.”  Not that Larry Merchant came out with a third sequel to his Not-So-Great Moments in Sports series, but that’s his problem, not mine.

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