July 16, 2011
November 22, 2009
Granted, Kenny vs. Spenny isn’t dumb by accident. Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice know exactly what they’re doing. Kenny is the devious, cheating frat boy, while Spenny is the sanctimonious fair fighter. The show works due to the relationship between the two protagonists, The Odd Couple meets jackass.
I can’t even review “Who Can 69 the Longest?,” Kenny vs. Spenny‘s sixth-season premiere, properly. I just spent twenty-odd minutes of my life watching two people huddle themselves in a well-known sexual position. How can you review that objectively? Not that I review anything objectively for URBMN, but still.
This is one of those Kenny vs. Spenny episodes where both Kenny and Spenny are in pain. Spenny even tries to give the audience pain, with his didactic global warming speech.
“Who Can 69 the Longest?” reaches another level when the Kenny vs. Spenny crewmembers, figuring the show’s latest stunt is boring, abuse Kenny and Spenny any way they can. The two are thrown into a skydiving simulator, stuffed into a hearse and doused with a fire hose, among other things.
One rarely sees the crew take it out on both participants. Kenny still lobs random potshots at Spenny despite the crewmembers abusing them. I wasn’t sure if Kenny vs. Spenny still had the ability to be audacious. “Who Can 69 the Longest?” put that theory to, uh, bed.
“Who Can 69 the Longest?” makes me wonder if the rest of Kenny vs. Spenny‘s sixth season will be tame by comparison. I wasn’t laughing much at this episode, yet I won’t soon forget it. I’m just amazed an episode titled “Who Can 69 the Longest?” doesn’t feature a sex act, yet isn’t flagrantly false advertising. Only Kenny vs. Spenny could get away with such a blatant bait-and-switch.
September 5, 2009
Sanctuary first-season DVD artwork and commercial spot. There’s also a press release shilling the set, but big deal, it’s a press release. The set’s being promoted on Syfy, so the show has cornered the American market. People just seem to like Amanda Tapping.
It’s too bad Sanctuary didn’t receive more Gemini nominations this year. Stupid sci-fi ghetto, I hate it almost as much as the animation age ghetto and the professional wrestling ghetto. Sanctuary‘s first-season set will sell like a mofo, believe me. It needs to, the way E1′s pimping it out.
I should take the time to point out that Tanya Huff linked to URBMN in her LiveJournal a few weeks back. She is the author of the Blood Books, which Blood Ties is based on. It seems like every time I talk about Blood Ties I’m linked to by its fans, not that I’m complaining.
Kenny vs. Spenny‘s fifth season out on DVD November 24, 2009 through Video Service Corp. This season features the Who Can Smoke More Weed? and Who Can Piss Off More People? competitions.
I’d like to say the end is near for Kenny vs. Spenny, but it’s coming back for a sixth season. I’m surprised Kenny vs. Spenny survived the Showcase reboot. Mind you, so did Paradise Falls, but only on account of stockpiling. Nowadays Showcase feels Howie Do It is worthy enough to grace its airwaves, as the pussification of Showcase begins.
Spectacle: Elvis Costello with…‘s first season out on DVD and Blu-ray November 10, 2009 through VSC. Quite frankly, I’m surprised this show is out on DVD. The press bumf claims the show received “terrific ratings and reviews on CTV,” never mind that the ratings went potty halfway through the run. Press releases don’t need to be 100% truthful.
I have seen an episode or two of Spectacle: Elvis Costello with… Costello is a decent interviewer, even if the show is low-key chat. Having said that, if you can’t break half a million viewers with The Police, the show isn’t a mass-audience hit. I’m tempted to say Sundance Channel and Channel 4 are keeping this baby afloat for a second season, just like The N won’t allow Degrassi: The Next Generation to die a richly deserved death. There are worse shows out on DVD, I guess.
Oh, and mumble mumble Chop Socky Chooks press release.