Killer Comebacks‘ debut covers Neil Patrick Harris’ career. The show starts to go south almost immediately, as narrator Glenn Kay mouths lines like this:
“Neil Patrick Harris – so good, he influenced popular culture!”
No fucking shit, Killer Comebacks! You can say the same thing about Bill Cosby, Ted Danson, Tony Shalhoub and John Kricfalusi. You can say the same thing about any key figure working in the television industry. I don’t think Nardwuar the Human Serviette could read that line convincingly.
The show can’t even get basic facts right at times. Here’s a screenshot that really bothers me:
Seriously. Maud. This isn’t obscure television knowledge, Killer Comebacks. Bea Arthur’s arguably more famous as Dorothy Zbornak on The Golden Girls, and this graphic appears for three seconds of Killer Comebacks‘ 22-minute airtime, but come on.
Do you like inaccuracies? Killer Comebacks does!
“Doogie Howser, M.D. was a genuine, but short-lived, television phenomenon. Cancelled after its third season…”
The show lasted four seasons. It was hardly short-lived. Breaking the Neilsen top thirty twice in four seasons does not equate to “television phenomenon.” In two sentences, Killer Comebacks has become unintentional comedy gold. I’m sure Killer Comebacks won’t make a similar mistake.
“Out of work after just three seasons of Doogie Howser, M.D.…”
Good job, Killer Comebacks. Say, you want more funny lines?
“…like Paul Verhoeven’s 1988 cult hit, Starship Troopers.”
Wow. Just…wow. I don’t expect much from a TVtropolis filler show, and Killer Comebacks manages not to meet my limbo-low expectations for it. I wonder how Glenn Kay felt reading that line.
Killer Comebacks commits the grand crime of not having anything to say, whatsoever. Make or Break TV at least gave the viewers a few name actors and a working knowledge of how television is sold. This show is just bread for the celebrity worship gravy train.
The level of failure in Killer Comebacks‘ debut is amazing. Even the final closing credit reads “Executive in Charge of Production for Canwest Broadcasting;” If Canwest doesn’t care about the quality of its shows, neither should I.