Well, I'm an "adorable little rodent" according to Truth Laid Bear. Took the site long enough to list me. My blog is now outpacing my site, hooray. I'm not surprised, though, considering how much I update UR itself. I'm considering merging the blog and the site; let me know if it's a good idea. Boy, the searches I get because of the blog...it'd blow your feeble mind, it would. Seriously.
I've been watching some of the old Saturday Night Live episodes on Global, and I'm a fan of the Muppet sketches. Not to say the rest of the sketches are shit (some are, this is SNL after all) but the Muppet sketches should have become a hit. Anyway, all the sketch transcripts are at http://www.toughpigs.com/anth02june.htm, as well as backstage shite and mention of "moogies." The sketches are tame when compared to adult porn and that sort of sexual faff, but it's not Sesame Street and there are no "Ernie is gay" jokes anywhere. Of course Ernie is gay, no one ever tried to dispute that fact. Geez, people.
Jeff Hardy may be coming back to WWE. Boy, somebody's desperate for star power, eh? I'm just surprised Byte This actually made headlines for once. Does anybody care about the WWE show that is more worthless than Sunday Night Heat? Man, good ol' JR spouting off WWE rhetoric for an hour. That is ENTHRALLING FUCKING ONLINE TELEVISION! Also, JR hates the internet writers and thinks Japanese wrestling is sucking pond water. Blah blah blah, Charlie Hoss and Rico have the Smackdown tag titles, Bradshaw's main-eventing and Chris Benoit's not being buried like everyone thought would happen. This is all you need to know about WWE right now. Everything else is as meaningless as Jerry Lawler's commentary.
Check out Ontario Metal, I'm linked from there! That description is going to be outdated once the new mastheads come in, though. Man, timeliness. The spat with Adrian Bromley is officially over now, by the way. I'll make fun of Eric at Teufel's Tomb instead. That fag, HE LIKES WORMED...GETTING "WORMED" UP THE ASS THAT IS! HA HA HA! HOMOPHOBIC HUMOUR, EL OH FUCKING EL!
Finally, what the hell does this site have to do with UR? The weird things that show up when looking at my site stats. You'd be surprised what shit I find out about where the UR hits come from sometimes. I tell ya, the Internet.
Enjoy the pointless ranting. I might not be hooked up to the Internet past Saturday and the online situation...well, I dunno yet. More news to follow. Stay tuned as always for further updates.
Okay, one more thing: [email protected]. I'm awesome. Send me spam mail, I love that shit.